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Your AI Code
Needs Human Eyes

I'm a full-stack developer who audits vibe-coded projects. Don't let AI bugs destroy your launch.

73%
AI code has security issues
24h
Fast turnaround
$49+
Starting price
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AI Creates Code.
Humans Find The Bugs.

These are real issues I find every week

Security Nightmares

  • • Hardcoded API keys in frontend
  • • SQL injection vulnerabilities
  • • No input validation
  • • Plain text password storage

Performance Disasters

  • • Infinite re-render loops
  • • Memory leaks everywhere
  • • N+1 database queries
  • • No caching strategy

Code Chaos

  • • Spaghetti code structure
  • • Zero error handling
  • • Copy-paste duplications
  • • No separation of concerns

True Story from Last Week

A SaaS startup's authentication system (100% AI-generated) was storing user passwords in localStorage and sending them as URL parameters. Their payment integration had zero validation.

→ Caught before their ProductHunt launch. Crisis averted.

Simple Process. Real Results.

From messy AI code to production-ready in 24-72 hours

1

Choose Package

Pick the audit depth that matches your needs and budget

2

Share Your Code

GitHub repo or ZIP file - your code stays confidential

3

I Review Everything

Manual inspection by experienced human developer

4

Get Action Plan

Detailed report with fixes prioritized by severity

Simple Pricing. No Surprises.

Choose the depth of analysis your project needs

Basic Audit

$49

Perfect for MVPs and small projects

  • ✓ Security vulnerabilities check
  • ✓ Basic performance review
  • ✓ Top 10 critical issues
  • ✓ 24-hour delivery
  • ✗ Architecture review
  • ✗ Consultation call
MOST POPULAR

Standard Audit

$119

Best for production-ready apps

  • ✓ Everything in Basic
  • ✓ Deep code quality analysis
  • ✓ Dependency vulnerability scan
  • ✓ Refactoring roadmap
  • ✓ 48-hour delivery
  • ✗ Consultation call

Deep Audit

$249

Complete overhaul & consultation

  • ✓ Everything in Standard
  • ✓ Full architecture review
  • ✓ Scalability assessment
  • ✓ CI/CD recommendations
  • ✓ 72-hour delivery
  • ✓ 15-min consultation call
100% Money-Back Guarantee if Not Satisfied

Hi, I'm Your
Code Reviewer

I've been building web applications for over 10 years. I've seen the good, the bad, and the absolutely terrifying when it comes to code quality.

When AI coding tools exploded in 2023, I started seeing a new pattern: code that looks perfect but hides critical flaws. That's why I started this service.

  • Expert in JS/TS, React, Node.js, Next.js ecosystem
  • Specialized in AI-generated code patterns
  • 50+ vibe-coded projects reviewed
  • Prevented dozens of potential disasters

"AI is incredible at writing code that works. My job is making sure it works safely, efficiently, and reliably."

React

Component Expert

TypeScript

Type Safety Pro

Node.js

Backend Master

Tailwind

CSS Architect

Questions? I've Got Answers

What exactly is "vibe-coded" anyway?

It's code written primarily by AI tools like ChatGPT, Claude, Cursor, or GitHub Copilot. You describe what you want, the AI writes the code. Great for speed, risky for production.

How do I share my code with you?

After payment, you'll get a secure form where you can either share a GitHub repo link or upload a ZIP file. Your code is kept 100% confidential and deleted after the audit.

Do you actually fix the code?

I provide detailed instructions on exactly how to fix each issue, including code examples. You (or your developer) implement the fixes. Think of it as a roadmap to clean code.

What if I'm not happy with the audit?

100% money-back guarantee within 7 days. If you're not satisfied with the quality or depth of the audit, just let me know and I'll refund you completely. No questions asked.

How fast can I get results?

Basic audits: 24 hours. Standard audits: 48 hours. Deep audits: 72 hours. I'll email you as soon as your report is ready. Rush delivery available on request.

Your Code Deserves
Human Attention

Don't wait for a security breach or a crashed launch to find out what's wrong. Get peace of mind today.

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No subscription. No hidden fees. Just honest code review.